"It is for this reason that only the RingMaster is given the ability to customize the navigation."

After an email exchange with a WebRings tech support person that proved the stereotype of tech support people (overly tense, lacking all social skills, needing desperately to get laid) to be charitable, I have determined that the only way I can get the necessary WebRings logo onto my blog will be to make sure that there's always a post on the main page that includes it:

And to that super friendly WebRings person: shut down your machine and go outside. Do not be afraid. That big yellow ball in the sky is called the sun. Allow it to shine upon your skin; it will help you to feel more human and less like the salamander who lives in my basement.